Splat

This afternoon at work, I was curled up in a chair reading a magazine and sipping cappuccino on my break, when a tiny little bird went THUNK into the window near where I was sitting. I got up and walked to the window (which goes from floor to ceiling), and I could see the dazed little bird on the ground where he had fallen, and next to him was a little birdie poop.

I guess he got the shit scared out of him.