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My pirate name is:

Captain Anne Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

I want to be a Pirate. I want to be a KNITTING PIRATE. I want more pirate-related knitting patterns besides wristwarmers and felted bags. YARRRGH!