My pirate name is:
Captain Anne Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
I want to be a Pirate. I want to be a KNITTING PIRATE. I want more pirate-related knitting patterns besides wristwarmers and felted bags. YARRRGH!