Company Party

We had our annual "Holiday Party" this past weekend. It was RIDICULOUSLY huge - we have 470 employees at this location, plus their spouses/significant others... That's a big party, even if not everyone came. I was kind of nervous about being in such a crowd with all that free booze flowing. I don't like crowds and I don't like drunks and I get especially uncomfortable around crowds of drunk co-workers and superiors and mostly strangers all dressed up to the 9s. So it was tough.

There was a WONDERFUL dinner though, so that was nice. We ate very well. It was a buffet with the following:
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Word Salad

"Why do people believe in God?"

"Because he makes a twirl in life, my box is broken help me blue elephant. Isn't lettuce brave? I like electrons, hello."

From the entry on Word Salad (mental health) at Wikipedia.