Help! I thought it was heartburn but it's really a phoenix inside me

( Stupid quiz results )

WHY do I keep doing these things? I really prefer to keep my LJ limited to, you know, CONTENT.

Weird dreams

I heard a noise at about 5:00 this morning and thought the cats were up to no good. I got up and told the cats to keep it down (although I now think that the noise I heard was their water fountain gurgling from the water level getting too low), and then I went back to bed where I had some WEIRD dreams!

I dreamed that someone implanted rabbit fetuses into female goats, so the fetuses took on characteristics of both animals. The rabbit-goats were weird looking and a little ugly. They got loose and bred like mad and ate up the whole French countryside, but were too clever to be caught. They wrecked all plant life.

I also dreamed about being in a battlefield. I think it was World War I. It was ugly.

I don't remember what else I dreamed about, but there was a lot of strangeness.