Thanks to mouse_gerald for this one!

My favorite was ( this one: )

From the Misadventures of Dick and Jane at Something Awful.

Copied from Bash.org

This was originally posted in IRC by someone called Tall Israeli:
( Cut for length and profanity )

A direct link to this text can be found here.

You should really check out Bash.org. It's some funny, funny stuff.

Liesel - Part II

Today at work I started working on Liesel again, and GUESS WHAT! It worked like a charm! Once again, I was in my nice quiet office, I had the radio on at a low, soothing level, and I zipped right through 11 rows without a single mistake or problem. I didn't have time to do more, but I can guaran-DAMN-tee that the TV was the problem last time I tried to knit this pattern at home.

I will work a couple more repeats on it and then maybe post some WIP pix. It will look better after blocking, but it's already pretty neat as-is.