Stinky eyes

[amberica]

I am reading the instructions for using Summer's Eve Feminine Deodorant Spray on www.drugstore.com (don't ask, cuz I'm really not sure why. Seriously. I got no problems with crotch smells.). Here is the part that has be confused:

For external use only.

Do not spray this product:

* On broken, irritated, or itching skin.
* Directly into your vagina, or into your eyes (emphasis mine).

WHA--WHA--WHAAATT??????

**edit**
I guess sometimes womens' eyes smell kinda crotchy...?

Comments

[frino.livejournal.com]

They only post things like that AFTER someone was dumb enough to try it. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? What exactly possesses someone to spray a product meant for one's vagina into one's eyes? A bet? Or perhaps they couldn't figure out which direction it would spray (a la Dumb & Dumber with the mouth spray). Regardless, now we have labels that specifically tell you NOT to spray it in your eyes and you know that some moron is going to try it anyways. Hmm, I wonder what would happen...?